So, today is S.A.D. (Singles Appreciation Day) or VD for all of you greeting card company puppets.
Ok, maybe that was a bit harsh. Sorry.
Just like every other Thursday I am at work. The weather is how I expected it to be and there are no chubby little kids with wings shooting arrows at people. All in all a pretty lame holiday. I hope something interesting happens.
Maybe a large truck filled with experimental Pheromones could crash into an intersection making everyone fall in love (well, at least the people near the intersection)
or
Maybe the people of Seattle could for one day become completely friendly and approach people of the opposite sex openly and honestly. People will have great conversations and become completely content. Then at night, all of the positive energy will leak into the atmosphere and destroy all of the greenhouse gases.
or
Anything that would justify a holiday.
But then again, I am single and a little frustrated with whole holiday.
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I like the second scenario best, that'd be nice. A whole day when the word 'person' could be synonymous with genuine. (what a concept!) AND no global warming! That'd be a just reward for humanity's new found good qualities =))
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